December 2011
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Dec 22nd
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A little decadence: Guys be careful →
alittledecadence: My friend, who I won’t name for her own sake, got held up last night. She got a cab from her office. 4 men went in, took her to some shady area nearly got raped and god, I’m so thankful she escaped :(( Taxi plate number is TYL 409. It was a very beat up looking cab according to her. Everyone,…
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Maria Ozawa in the Philippines?! Nah!
Euri: tatanong ko sana kung nandito nga sa pinas si maria ozawa, hnd pala totoo. D:
Karlo: :))
Euri: umasa ako, pucha! pipila na sana ako sa mall for autograph lol
Karlo: hahaha
Karlo: ako papautograph
Karlo: bble ako ck na white na boxer
Euri: bright idea
Euri: bibili din ako ng lace panties na puti, papa autograph ko dun.
Euri: tapos papa frame ko
Euri: omg
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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
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Operation
Jepoy: d ako papaopera. XD
Euri: ooperahan ka ba?
Jepoy: kailangan alisin e
Jepoy: saka para malaman kung cancerous
Euri: ano yun aalisin?!
Jepoy: etits ko
Jepoy: joke lang
Euri: ay, talga?
Euri: anong type yung papalagay mo?
Euri: may mas magandang type na daw sila e
Euri: yung pinalagay ko dati, old skul pa e
Euri: balak ko sanang magpa upgrade
Euri: inabot ako ng mga 150,000 usd
Euri: pero sulit naman diba? mukha akong babae!
Euri: sa thailand ako nagpaayos
Jepoy: akin na lang uyng pinalagay mo.. para makamura ako
Jepoy: hindi nman used yan sayo dba? akin nalang.. good as new pa naman yan
Euri: hnd pwedeng sayo
Jepoy: bakit D:
Euri: kasi, yung etits ko yung nireform nila para maging pepe
Euri: tapos yung mga kulang, galing sa excess skin ko sa pwet
Jepoy: aww..
Jepoy: kala ko pwede alisin ng buo tapos lipat sakin
Euri: oo! hnd na raw uso ngayon yung punuputol yung etits. nirereform na lang daw, para yung sensation, nandun pa rin when you have sex
Euri: ang catch dun, though, kailangan mo ng frequent sex
Euri: kasi kung hindi, magsasara yung vagina, since fake lang siya
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Dec 13th
WatchWatch
WTF. O_O HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA <— Imitating their laughs. WTF. =/
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